'ello there troupes! lovely to see you all again, as suggested by Sue over Facebook this arv, here is the first instalment of my regular commutes into the city via train & tram..weird shit just follows me around really!

I have cheated a bit & copied some of the facey statuses but do promise to lift my game in future!
 
Friday Jan 9 PM: Lady in front of me on train has a plastic cup of wine...yes that's wine alright! Awww man, I want a 'traveller'!
Friday Jan 16 PM: Things got interesting the moment I sat down for the trip home, with a very pretty girl opposite me sporting a nose ring..no, not like the one I had...this is the type you may see in a farm animals nose..ok? So there she sits all gorgeous but with dumb nose & commences to spin it about removing what I can only imagine are bits of dried snot...Dear, if that shit lands anywhere near me, you will very quickly meet real Sandie...and ain't nobody need to go through that!
Sheesh FFS keep it to your house, picker!

Monday Jan 19 AM: Arrive in the city without incident & set off for my regular 2k walk from Flinders St Stations to work, which is just fine for all but the last 100 mts when I am waiting on the median strip for the lights to change & spot a guy in track pants sitting in the little park just near the entrance to work. I have to walk right past him - there is no other way to get into the office and that's when he gives me a wide smile, sticks his hand down his pants & begins to masturbate. The lights changed & I crossed the road but moved into the middle of the street as far away as I could - he stood & started to follow me & I raced into the office.
Nothing about that experience is fun - stop it you dirty perverts, still it's been a while since my last 'public tosser situ'...from memory early 2000, the number 48 bus, Edinburgh Scotland...might have written a little song about it at the time!
and this arvo?...well relatively quiet today.. No nose picker on the train & thankfully didn't get 'flashed' by a ummm well 'wanker' this morning...unlike YESTERDAY! —  feeling thankful.?

Sandie, out!
xo