Tamika's call woke me far too early after a late night watching the tennis on TV. Despite saying I had won a Seafolly something, I was a bit annoyed to think I'd been disturbed for a pair of bikinis that Hilary would inevitably receive.

The words 'flights' and 'Maldives' however suddenly zapped me into full alertness...

It seems my 25 words-or-less was the winner of a GRAZIA competition for a 5-star holiday to the Maldives. A $12066.50 holiday for two actually! That's flights, transfers, accommodation and meals.

AND some bikinis.

And the nicest part is spreading the joy around. Angela is beside herself with unbridled excitement after my phone call asking her if she wanted to come along for a ride!

So we're off to live like film stars for five nights. At a resort where every room has it's own pool. In an island villa looking over the white sands to the azure Indian Ocean.
http://www.cocopalm.com/en/bodu-hithi/location/

Might just avoid the bikinis though, pack the gut-crushing Nancy Ganz one piece and instead upgrade the resort wear wardrobe with the $300 Seafolly voucher...

So move over, Brad and Angelina! We might not be coming by private jet, but we're sure coming!