Going out out tonight

Tuesday, February 20, 2024
Playacar, Quintana Roo, Mexico
Good morning, yet another day recharging the batteries on the sunbeds. Reading and people watching. We have taken the piss and laughed at the expense of others today. We were sat having a drink in the swim up bar when this bloke and his wife got ready to go to lunch. She got dressed and walked off, he struggled getting his t shirt rolled down his back so he ended up walking off with something that looked like a crop top on, we were in hysterics at this bloke but hey, I’m sure we have looked just as bad at some point during this holiday. 
Back at the pool beds we saw that the ugly sisters were near us and no, I don’t mean me and Jane!
The funniest thing I heard today was a bloke from one of the other hotels describing this one as a retirement village, I’m so glad we are here then as it can be quite manic at times so god knows what the other hotels are like. It’s be a very hot one today and I’ve been under the brolly for most of it, the will be some stinging in the showers for some tonight. 
With only 48 hours left we got checked in to the flight and checked out extending the room, fingers crossed they are not full on Thursday and we can keep the room for a few extra hours. 
We showered quite early tonight as we are off to coco bongo so we wanted to get dinner in before we are picked up at 9.15pm. 
We got to the club at and omg, it was like nothing I’ve ever done before. I felt totally over dressed and very old. It was like a meat market and the young girls were trying to keep up with the pro dancers and loving being in the limelight. They were loving it when the blower would blow up their skirts and flash their skimpy little thongs, if Jane and I had done that they would have got an eyeful of our granny knickers. One of the entertainers was a midget and it was so politically incorrect, at the end of one of his sets they played hi ho and everyone sang along even if there was only 1 dwarf not 7. The shows were good and the acrobatics were great. They kept blasting cold air and I’ve never seen as much ticker tape in my life. I obviously missed the stage of clubbing out of my early years and although I had a good time tonight I’ll not be taking it up now. 
we got a taxi back to the shack and ended the night off with a microwave burger and a cocktail - goodnight x

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